Lonk's Grand Tower

Lonk's Grand Tower is a local myth in EBCraft that exists since the Medieval Ages, when a depressing individual named Lonk set out to explore the world and never returned. According to the myth, Lonk decided to leave the continent and settled in a beach far away, so he could finally live the rest of his days in peace, contrary to his only friends, who never stopped stealing each other. However, some claimed that he would sometimes return to the mainland to check on his beloved slums.

On July 2019, Casanova and his gang bought a map from a local drunk beggar, and were surprised when they saw a mysterious Tower in it, and decided to see if it really existed, After weeks of sailing and exploration, they were thinking of ending the expedition right there, but, suddenly, DEUS EX MACHINA appeared and transported them to the location. There they saw Davi Miyamoto, who had reached the tower days before, and already had "marked his place" with a sign tha read "Du, Dudu e seu cu". After admiring the tower for a few seconds, the gang decided to immeadiatly trash the Magical Monument, this event would mark the recently recaptured Lonk's life forever.

After the vandalism ended, Lonk wanted to upgrade his cuckold powers and decided to reform the tower to make it even more powerful, he also decided to build a trap in the entrance, in case some random cuck wanted to steal his shit, scientists believe he fell on his own trap about twenty times.

The truth is... This Tower is the entrance to Area 51, and Lonk is actually an Alien, this was Rede Cuceta and good night.